Breasts Aplenty
Since mentioning last time about bizarrely boob-centric search terms leading stray pervs to this blog, it has been brought to my attention that this is the number one site listed under blogs in Google for the search term “breasts aplenty.”
Number one!
I am strangely moved by this. I have never been number one at anything. I remember bemoaning this fact to my friend Jo in the pub one night, that even the things I am quite good at, such as sitting down or being messy, I’m not anywhere near the best at them.
Now I have hit this pinnacle, I am overwhelmed by both power and the fear of losing it. I’m starting to empathise with Mubarak and Gadaffi.
So, I am faced with no other choice but to start inserting random breast-related imagery into posts, in order to maintain my number one status. There can be no better way to get this ball rolling (or pendulous orb swinging), than with this excellent video, linked to me a couple of weeks ago by my friend Yuri.
Never will you be able to hear a “whoop” noise again without it triggering some…happy thoughts.
I dearly hope all of Japan is recovering ok from their recent and ongoing disasters.
On a final note, if anyone even contemplates making their own breasts aplenty blog to topple this, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND CUT YOUR FACE.
And with this post you have become number one in all of the web! I am so proud of you!
Molly
18th of March, 2011 at 11:02 pm
I think I have just won at life.
Many thanks for alerting me to the fact that my plentiful breasts are the most sought-after in the whole wide interwebs.
messneutral
19th of March, 2011 at 12:08 am
On goog.jp Minako Konno – Titty Love Real Big Tits – Rubbed Aplenty Large Breasts (MXGS-069) comes out on top. And given good racist misprooonooooncabilite that would sound as Loobed Aplenty rarge breasts – and you know how looob triumfs all.
xxx
rite
20th of March, 2011 at 1:31 am
Also is that raspberry trifle some backdoor SOI tentationne?
rite
20th of March, 2011 at 1:33 am