Breasts Aplenty #2: Battle with the Corporation of Doom

It seems my brief stint at the pinnacle of the heap of all “breasts aplenty” searches has been toppled by the restaurant chain known as Hooters.

I am peripherally aware of this emporium of bad food served by waitresses in skin-tight, skimpy clothing. Naturally, I find this horrific – why not just have good food then go to a strip club?

Anyway, I am not happy at being felled by these lowest common denominator tat-peddlers; the celebration of breasts aplenty should be about quality and diversity as well as quantity.

Thus it is time to take arms and engage in full-frontal BOOB WARFARE!

What better way to instantly infuse this ultimate tit-for-tat struggle with a bit of sophistication than to show a classy and intelligent French superstar utilising boob power for the benefit of women everywhere!