Mess Neutral

1. Go on Strictly Come Dancing because my Mum loves it, then mercifully get voted off on the first week due to inability to move hips

2. Go on the charity celebrity versions of quiz shows, where they always make the questions easier, thus rendering me genius-like

3. Be interviewed by journos/columnists that I love reading then spend the whole time asking them questions

4. Create a decade-long fashion frenzy for looking plain

5. Finally fulfil my resolution to blog more regularly by employing a social media assistant to do it for me.